Happy Hour Is A Nap

Reasons why I feel that I am getting old

• I cry a lot of happy tears. All the time!!
  You bought me flowers? Aww! *tear.
  You paid for my transportation to Ajax? Aww! *tear.
  You made my bed for me?! Aww!!!!!! *tear
• When I don't hear from someone for a while I start to worry that they're dead. I blame this emotion on my mother.
• I'm having a lot of dreams about Dan Akroyd...? I have no idea why.
• When Tiffany goes out for the evening I feel I have Empty Nest Syndrome
• I recently had a heated argument about mortgages
• Instead of flipping straight to the entertainment section of the newspaper, I go to the stock market
• Last but not least, I'm eating vegetables without being told to.

Who have I become!?

I wonder if my parents had empty nest syndrome when I left home.
Probably not. More like... we-now-have-an-empty-bedroom, lets-renovate-and-increase-the-value-of-our-house and-make-her-sleep-on-the-couch-when-she-comes-to-visit... syndrome

I also laugh at my own jokes.

John squishing the CN tower. HA!