Thursday, April 15, 2010

"I Gave Up Wet Pillowcases and Black Licorice For Lent"

"opposites attract!" --what people say, to make themselves feel better about being with someone they have nothing in common with.

I figure if you were like, walking along, and it was raining, and the wind was blowing in your face, and you stepped in a puddle, and your girlfriend dumped you, and you just got in a fight and lost, you'd probably be having a pretty bad day.

But then, if like, the next day, you got up and it was sunny and bright and everything was looking up, but then you went outside and your legs got chopped off by a helicopter...

...That'd probably be a worse day

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